Gymrage

They kicked sand in his face one too many times.

Welcome to GYM RAGE, a side-scrolling arcade brawler that asks the important question: what happens when the gym's biggest nerd finally snaps? The answer is a never-ending wave of gym bros getting pelted with dumbbells and weight plates in glorious 8-bit pixel art.

This is a straight-up love letter to golden-age arcade beat 'em ups — think side-view brawling, exaggerated characters, and pure score-attack chaos, no fancy story, just you versus an endless gym floor.

How to play:

• Walk the floor, dodge the crowd, and hurl weight plates at anyone who gets close.
• Grab bottles of "Juice" scattered around the gym to power up — the more you drink, the bigger, angrier, and stronger you get (side effects may include comically oversized muscles and a face redder than a stop sign).
• Survive as long as you can. There's no ending — just an endless gym, an endless crowd, and a high score chasing your name.

Features:

• 🥊 Classic side-scroll beat 'em up combat, arcade-brawler style
• 🏋️ Throw weight plates at 4 distinct types of gym rivals, each with their own attitude
• 🧃 A 3-stage power-up system that makes you visibly (and hilariously) stronger
• ♾️ No end — pure score-attack survival with a local high score
• 🎮 Chiptune 8-bit soundtrack that ramps up as things get out of hand
• 👓 A ridiculous pixel-art nerd hero who did not come here to work out

Controls:

• Move: WASD / Arrow Keys
• Throw weight: [action button — mouse click or key, confirm before publishing]
• Pause: Esc

This game doesn't take itself seriously, and neither should you. Grab a controller, throw some weights, and see how long you can last.